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If you’ve ever spent any time on this site getting lost in my scintillating rubbish (honestly, you should get yourself a life) you may recall that I’m quite partial to a bit of cave exploration. As in, somebody else has done all the hard work of:
 This might be where the cave ogre leaves the bones of those he's devoured. Or they could just be sticks.
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Flash had an RDO on the Friday and there was a public holiday coming up on the Tuesday, so we ruminated for 3.7 seconds about going camping and ended up in Balley Hooley for 5 nights from the Thursday night. Hurrah! The best decisions are made quickly! Balley Hooley is situated where the Snowy and Buchan Rivers meet up in East Gippsland. We'd considered camping here back in March, but the last time we made a plan we had to abandon it due to bushfires. This time things looked good - a warm Thursday and Friday, a little cooler for the rest of our stay, and some 'possible' rain over the weekend. Sweet!  Home sweet home Sometimes a lovely little reno comes along and begs to be photographed. Just like this one in Carlton did.  Colour, light and shape working together like ebony and ivory....and piano keys. Or something. Hello hello – new Kathmandu store in Chapel St, Prahran (that’s “Pran” to you non-locals)!! There I am at 6am standing in front of the highly reflective windows at 285A Chapel St, watching the sky get lighter and wondering how bad the traffic’s gonna get and also I need new socks. And a fleece jumper.  But first one must do the work. Then (and only then), can the restocking begin. I hate shopping *sigh* so I avoid it as much as possible. I just restock stuff I already have that's wearing out. This is why I have fourteen interchangeable socks.
Been doing a lot of properties in the city lately so here's some twilight shots for no reason whatsoever. Ok, the last one isn't in the city, but it's of the city...which is close enough!
Sometimes in the first week of spring in Melbourne, a cracker of a day rears its head and demands a ramble out in nature. I couldn’t be bothered travelling too far away so I picked Woodlands Historic Park in Greenvale near Melbourne Airport for a post lunch wander. I’ve been here loads of times and I enjoy the peace of the place. If it weren’t for the sight of jets passing overhead, the hum of freeway traffic, and the noise of road construction, you’d think you were a million miles from civilisation with only kangaroos for company.  I'd never heard of the Glow Winter Arts Festival until a week or so before I went (it had only been in existence for 5 years), and unless Flashie had alerted me to its existence, I would probably remain blissfully unaware of its existence. And that, my friends, is how you use the word 'existence' three times in one sentence. Flash and I had been hanging out all day doing Things, and as we hadn't finished trading insults yet, we decided to go. That makes sense, doesn't it?  Given the deep blue colour of the sky, you’d hardly think it was the depths of winter the day we decided to go to Toorongo Falls and Noojee Trestle Bridge. Except for the fact that it was cold of course. Because that's how winter rolls, muthatruckers! Flash and I had been having a conversation about ‘doing something’ on Saturday if the weather was reasonable and with a forecast top of a whole 14 degrees, some sun and no rain, that was good enough for us. So off we did trek. And by trek, I mean drive. And by drive, I mean Flash drove and I amused her with my dazzling repertoire of rapier wit and angelic singing voice.  An unseasonably warm and sunny winter's day was perfect for a catch up lunch with friends and an afternoon meander around the fabulous gardens in Cranbourne. I quite possibly took my jacket off at some point, but some of the kids were wearing shorts and playing in the water features - and that's just Madness! Actually, you know what the first sign of Madness is? Suggs walking up your driveway!! Boom boom!  An expanse of red and blue. And green. What is the deal with these newer cars that have friggin military grade 50000 lumen searchlights for headlights? Are the drivers bloody blind? I’m all for lighting up the road but it’s really not necessary to light up the next suburb as well. One of them sat behind me as I recently journeyed down the M1 towards the southern coast of Victoria, hell bent on sending me into complete visual impairment, from Point Cook to Little River. That’s 20 odd kilometres of me changing lanes so the car wasn’t directly behind me, only to have it follow me into the same lane. The first time was annoying. The second time was a bit spooky. The third time had me resolve to go to the Geelong cop shop but the plonker turned off at Little River so we were both spared the disruption. Lucky. I had a place to be.  Thirteenth Beach, 3.20am. Brrr! Oh yeah, actually we did go to a mine. But not down one. We just hung out on the surface, which is a pretty good museum piece on its own. There are original buildings and gear that was essential to the mine's operation, including various pieces of equipment and machinery from the other Deborah mines (aha! You didn't know there were others, did you!?!? Me neither. I should get out more).  Poppet Head Suitably tattooed and bandaged against dirt and infection (honestly, you'd think we were going down a mine or something ), we wandered off to the lovely Yi Yuan Gardens for a quick dose of culture.  It's a serene little place made up of Chinese architecture, sculpture, colourful murals and a lotus/fish pond based on some gardens in the Beijing Imperial Palace. You might think "that's very nice but what's it got to do with tattoos and/or Bendigo". And the answer is: tattoos? Nothing. Bendigo? Lots. Bendigo has had a large Chinese population going back as far as the 1850's when lots of Chinese came to Australia to try their luck on the gold fields. Many came to central Victoria and have stayed through the generations, contributing to the city, country and way of life. Bellies full of scrummy breakfast delights washed down with coffee, and new air mattress firmly in hand, we ventured in to see Jake Hicks at the Black Wren Tattoo Parlour in Bendigo for a cheeky tattoo.  This won't hurt a bit (really, it won't) Sure, it all looks like smiles and sunshine now, but one of us did not sleep well during the night when it was colder than a very cold thing!  Buffoons on display Flashie and I have blow up single mattresses for camping for two reasons: 1) we like to be somewhat comfortable and 2) we're princesses. There seems to be two schools of thought for the blow up mattress: those in favour and those against, including the naysayers who claim their mattresses get "full of cold air from the ground, so I'm just sleeping on cold air" to which I say "You're not doing it right, you nufty".
Who decides to go camping when it’s predicted to be 1°C overnight? Three idiots, that’s who. Me, Balders and Flashie finally co-ordinated a long weekend to go camping together and it turned out to be the coldest Autumn weekend in living history (well, ours). The Anzac Day long weekend (it wasn’t one, but we made it one by taking the Friday off work) saw us pack a tonne of stuff into two cars and fang off to Mount Alexander Regional Park near Castlemaine.  Little pig, little pig, let me in! This is too cool for school! ArtVo is an immersive gallery in Docklands that uses the techniques of tromp l'oeil painting to create realistic 3D works on walls and floors. This place is a cracker - it has everything from gardens and tunnels to dragons and witches, and I'm sure I could've spent another couple of hours with my inner child playing about in there.  Yeah, just lob over the bridge to my little shack, and we'll have a barbie. We're pretty bad at going straight home. This time, we were no different. We made an unscheduled stop in Ovens to admire the sunflowers and take a break from the traffic jam that we found ourselves in.  Awwww....purty The following day found us wandering along The Diggings Walk in the old gold mining town of Wandiligong. It was here I discovered that I might have a bit of a bridge fetish.  All bikes must be on a leash. Flashie and I went camping for four days and this time we had a lovely big tent to live in! We had initially planned to go to East Gippsland and stay in the Snowy River National Park, where we’d be close enough for day trips to Buchan Caves and the Bullant Brewery, but also laze away an afternoon or two next to the river should we feel that way inclined. And if there was beer. What am I talking about? Of course, there would be beer! So, how the hell did we end up in Smoko??? Sometimes a picture needs a little helping hand. This housing project was still in construction mode when I photographed it, so it was partially fenced off. There were bright orange fence feet and bollards everywhere, and the curbing and nature strip were yet to be repaired. The burny bastard was high in the sky too, so it was all a bit glary and horrible. So, how did it get to this?  The end result Well, here’s a thing. When I was young, I loved summer but I wasn’t into hanging around the beach baking in the sun because that way madness (and melanoma) lies. Did you know that melanoma kills a lot of Aussies? The sun out-does venomous spiders, snakes and bugs in the killing department. Basically, it’s an extermination machine disguised as a necessity to life. Water’s the same. A little is good for you; too much and it can kill you. But some of it is mighty purty!  Sunset. The only good thing about hot days. As you get older, Christmas just doesn’t have the same appeal as when you were a child.  Christmas Eve in Casterton Q. What do you want as a Christmas gift?
A. Oh....I dunno. How about financial security? No? What about a great career? Too hard? Oh! I know – a sense of purpose! Can’t do that either? Perhaps a nap would be nice…. May you get lots of naps over the holiday period. I’ve been pretty busy lately and I totally forgot to tell you about the time I decided to climb this:  I lost count at around 150 steps. Or maybe I did actually black out. Sure it doesn't look THAT tall, but the sun was out and it was quite warm so you know...it seemed much taller than it actually was. But never fear - your faithful scribe didn't pass out mid-climb so now I'm here to tell the tale. Let's go back a bit, shall we?
Gosh, this being busy thing is becoming a habit isn’t it? A month since my last post?? It’s almost like I HAVE been able to shut up! That’s rarer than an Australian Prime Minister putting in a full term so make the most of it – it probably won’t last. Actually, it definitely won’t last because I’m here now.  This is not a bank Forgive me dear reader for I have sinned. It’s been over a month since my last confession. I’ve been a bit busy this past month and after fulfilling the time quotas I have for being annoying to my better half, taking naps, inhaling popcorn and generally being lazy, there’s often no time for writing. But here I am, back to tell you about the time I went to Metcalfe and discovered The Cascades. I say “discovered”, but I don’t mean in the sense that a great explorer might have discovered an uninhabited island. Oh no....it was very clear someone had been here before me. Picnic tables!  Well, this is mighty purty! |
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